Okay,
I don't want this to end up being a blog full of me bitching about things i don't like, but seriously people, why can't you just anticipate the things I won't like and not do them.
Haven't we been over this yet people?!
Drenching yourself in cologne/perfume is NOT socially acceptable. It's inconsiderate and rude. When I can taste your perfume, you're wearing too much!
If you are a server in a restaurant, please for the love of god don't douse yourself in drugstore "hooker perfume" before coming to work, or even after your smoke break. I'd much rather smell your cigarette smell than an overbearing dose of "Britney Spears' Circus".
Before getting on a plane, it is not necessary to coat your skin in a bottle od Drakkar Noir. You smell like my grandpa, and now the whole plane can smell you through the wonder of recycled air. Easiest way to induce a mass migrane epidemic.
School teachers, you wonder why some of your students are suffering? Why no one will sit in the front row? Maybe if you put down the can of Axe and settled for a nice soap shower with a little unscented deodorant afterwards you might see an improvement.
Theres something to be said for class, and wearing your money well. Rich bitches, when you cover yourself in that $200 bottle of "Whatsthatsmell" and we can smell you all the way down Robson st. You are trashy, not classy, not sophisticated, nothin.
No, I will not be subtle about my disgust for your overbearing scent. I will hack loudly, and sneeze and make a big fuss. If you think it's rude, try being in my shoes. My head is killing me, my mouth tastes like chemicals and my throat burns, and it's all your fault.
Who's the rude one now?
Why do we have to go over this AGAIN and AGAIN!
